Villain-Marais (henic) wrote,

Приятель попросил сейчас что-нибудь прикольное на английском... Вспомнилась только древняя шутка...

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first, Denna I come. Two asses, they come together, I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.

"You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady very indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa to spell Mississippi."

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